Friday, September 20, 2013

On This Edition of WTH? Toilet Talker and the Confused Client

Humans are very strange and gross creatures. Why? You ask. I'll tell you why! 

Today I was using the ladies room and woman in the stall next to me was chatting on the phone while doing her business, if ya'll catch my meaning. Do I want to hear your conversation? Does the person on the other line want to hear you urinate? No. More importantly, can we all say ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!? Seriously. You've made the situation very awkward and uncomfortable, Toilet Talker. I can't even look you in the eye. I'm not an unreasonable person, though. I do understand that there are justifiable reasons for talking on the toilet. Life or death reasons. Being on hold and unable to hang up or you'll lose your place in the cue reasons. Stuff like that. Honestly I don't know why people feel the need to socialize in the stalls. I'm weird. 

Personal question. When you're calling a veterinary hospital, what are your expectations? Because a client asked me if we see cats and dogs there. Really? Really? No. Sorry, sir. We only see thestrals, hippogriffs and the occasional unicorn (I know some of you are grinning right now), but never cats and dogs. We don't see creatures that exist outside of your imagination. We're not that kind of veterinary hospital.  Random side note: Chickens are considered exotic animals. "Dude! I got to see an exotic chicken today!" Said no one ever. 

Lessons learned:

1. Think twice before asking someone to borrow their phone.
2. Use common sense. It's highly likely that your local veterinarian sees cats and dogs. Take a risk and just schedule the appointment! 

Surprisingly that's all I got for now. Leave me comments, dirty jokes, poetry, stuff, anything! 


  1. Yes, this post had me giggling a few times.

  2. I want to visit that Vet hospital! Are you accepting human patients? I'm kind of like an exotic animal. Hehe

  3. Ew,ew,ew,ew,ew! xD

    Seriously, though, I all ready hate borrowing someone else's just don't know where it's been!!!!!

    I wonder if there is a veterinarian clinic that doesn't see cats or dogs....hmmm.....